- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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