An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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A man penetrates another man.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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