a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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