dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

Because she has down's syndrome

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

This is a joke. Laugh!

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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