- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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