- Anti Joke

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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