Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Where's my tractor?

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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Amazing

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Womens rights

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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