yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

once upon a time, it snowed

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Mullets

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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