If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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hi dave

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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whats white jizz

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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Penis.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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