What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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