why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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the holocaust

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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OOOOPPS /

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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