what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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leon harney ya pikey

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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