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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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Dumb

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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Hey, Max!!

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hi dave

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Poop

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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