Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Dyslexics are teople poo

jibby jobby

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Womens basketball

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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