- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and blue? yellow

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Knock Know! Come in!

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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