- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just drank a cola.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

A: Do you like it B: No

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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