Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Whats black and gay? Obama

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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