- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

I hate long jokes -_-

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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