- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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