What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Your mother is average.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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