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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Derp

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

i have read and agree to the terms of service

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

willie revilame

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Mullets

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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