Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Anti Joke

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