- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

hey, my names mark.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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