- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

oh hai

Your wife died during the delivery.

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

Your adopted.....

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

He--Hey guys

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

216-409-7176 Call me.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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