- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

And Stephen Hawking said.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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