why was the man sad? his wife died

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Women's Rights

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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