what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

-knock knock! -doors open

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Anti Joke

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