- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Women's rights.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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