Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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Where's my tractor?

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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