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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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