What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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haha

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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