Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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