One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

What did the teacher do? He taught.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

THE END.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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