Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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THE GAME

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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