so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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