A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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Your grandma's cookies.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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?J?o?k?e?

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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