What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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