*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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I just found out i have cancer.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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