Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Netflix and chill

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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