What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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