A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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