Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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