- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Your mother is average.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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