How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

poop

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

joke under this line wins _________________________

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Michel Moor on a die...

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Nuneaton..

Women's rights

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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