- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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