- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

HEY YOU!!!!

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

what's black and can't swim?

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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