What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

A sober Irish individual.

whos district champs not JM

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

THE END.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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