- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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