you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Rebecca Black.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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