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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Is maynaise an instrument?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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