- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

racism...deal with it!

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Where's my tractor?

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

knock knock who's there? hope

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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