What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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