- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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