What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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?J?o?k?e?

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A pilot walks into a bar just before his last flight of the day. "Give me a stiff one to get through this last flight, I've had a long day," the pilot tells the bartender. The bartender promptly refuses the pilot service and kicks him out of the bar, since operating an aircraft under the influences of alcohol would at least constitute gross negligence and at worst, murder.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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haha

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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