- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Your face

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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