- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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