Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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