- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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