- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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