i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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