- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

lipstick pig

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??