Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

split your ass cheek

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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