- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

Whats two plus two? Miles

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