- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Gingers.

i am and me is i

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Knock, Knock. Come in!

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Women Sports.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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