- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

The Pittsburgh Pirates

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

No, Trinidad.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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